Saturday, July 2, 2011

Breezee One- The Crotch Grabbing Bandit!!!!!!!!!

There comes a time in ones life that your normal pick-up moves are just boring. I can usually tell within 30 seconds of talking, or even looking at a guy to know if they wanna bone. My sexing intuition is off the charts these days and i'm finding myself unenthusiastic about  my nightly catches once we make it to ye ol' bone yard aka my bed. So, I thought that I would test out some fun other ways to get with guys and see which ones work. 

Last night, I tested my ass/crotch grabbing method which involved me walking up to a guy a cupping his junk/butt cheek while winking and nodding my head slowly up and down. Sometimes i'd top it with a "ooohh Yeahhhh". 

This mostly just freaked guys out, but I have a feeling that it was at least on their mind for awhile today. Next time I see them out, I will act demure and innocent and they will wonder where their fiesty crotch grabber is and try and get me drunk. Thats my hope. High Hope. 


LTC 

XOXOX DETROIT JELLY HOE

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