Sunday, June 5, 2011

3 Months in Detroit= 5 Million Boyfriends

Let's face it, much like the Mission District in SF, Detroit is a small fucking town. Everyone knows everyone, and its easy to eff a dude and all his friends at some point or another. Obviously, if you are not a little bitch, this isn't a problem, but more times than not, inner-group effing can cause all sorts of silly social problems.

Being from Detroit, I feel like I know everyone, and when I meet someone new, they still have a zillion mutual friends, or already know who I am before I know them. Point being, everyone knows me and knows too much
about me before ever getting to know me. And I just wanna bone down, hang out, and move forward with my life. No drama.

Lucky for me, this week has had many surprises of new Boyfriends who are completely unaffiliated with any of my crew. I have gone on 3 dates this week and each guy was uniquely sexy, interesting, and definitely into what I got. So, things aren't as bad as I anticipated.

Anyway, to all you fine Detroit Boyfriends who wanna take me on a bike ride, say HI when u see me out and we can ride bikes into my bed.



XOXOX Detroit Girlfriend

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