Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Anyway, that night turned out to be a crazy one, because I ended up at my friend Bill's practice space with 6 guys and just one other lady. The P:D ratio was just the way I like it. Needless to say, I was playing em like a game of Guess Who. One hottie would walk out of the bathroom and I just grabbed him and started making out with him for a minute and then we would go back to the party. Another hottie would go to the bathroom and I would do the same thing. I was just having so much fun. I ended up boning down with one of em just for kicks.
The next morning, hung over as all hell, I went to the market to get some fruit and shit. This total honey came up to me and said "damn girl, I like your style. I'm a fashion designer and I can make clothes for dat" as he looked me slowly up and down. He wasn't my type so I made up some lies and it was hard to get him to get the picture. I will say though, that I appriciate how guys are willing to just come chat you up instead of being pussies and making a Missed Connection or nothing at all.
Last night I went to the Odd Future show (which sucked) and I grabbed so many asses it was insane.
So yeah, there y'all have it. Also, I have a date with a Karaoke Boyfriend tonight and he better lay those sweet looking lips all over me.
XOXO Detroit Girlfriend