Y'all may be asking yourselves why I would willingly blab about my 'love' life on the Internet and hardly try to remain Anonymous about it.
Here's why. I am an open and communicative person. The social patterns of humans interest the fuck out of me. I just so happen to be born with a vagina and a thirst to seek out the social patterns of the species that gets me going the most- Mission Boyfriends. I mean, don't get me wrong, I like ALL types of guys. If you are dude thats passionate about something, anything, I mean REALLY passionate-that's sexy. Unfortunately many Mission Boyfriends are intimidated, lost little boys (sorry for the harshness) when it comes to my undeniable charm and prowess in life. God I sound cocky, but I'm being honest. And it's not just me. Most chicks in the Mission are RAD gems that guys are intimidated by. Chicks who have cooler jobs, make better art, have flossier degrees and hella fine record collections. I get it. But what you don't understand is that we like you anyway. We see your potential and we want you to do it big, boy. But don't feel pressured. We are a patient people, us ladies. Give us a chance to show you.
Next on my list of ranting is: My heart is reserved for a special someone, but until I find that person, I'm gonna get my rocks off with other boyfriends. That doesn't mean my vag is whack. It just means I ride a mean D. And come on, sex is as normal and important as breathing and eating.
Which leads me to this, MISSED CONNECTIONS BOYFRIEND you are so beautiful and passionate and lovely and smart and charming. Please don't be intimidated by me! You're special.
Yes, I went on a Missed Connections Craigslist date and it was wonderful. It was with a dude that i've been scoping for like 2 years at Whole Foods. Gosh is he beautiful. Like REALLY beautiful. Although I am not one to be scared of hollering at a guy and seeing whats up, this guy gives me butterflies. Also, I was worried if he said no that it would make it weird for me to go in there next time I needed my sesame tofu fix. So, I concluded that a MC ad was just the way to go. He found it, he emailed me back, cool quizzed me on the music I like and apparently approved of my response enough to make a date with me.
The date was rad. We had great conversation, yada yada, and then I was about to leave for the night and thought to myself "if I leave without a smooch I'm gonna be pretty unsatisfied". So I did it. I said "well, just to round out this Missed Connections date" and I laid one on him.
It might have been too soon, but DAMN did it feel great.
HAVE Y'ALL EVER GONE ON A MISSED CONNECTIONS DATE???
I hope he hollers at me soon.
XOXOX Mission Girlfriend