I passed out way early last night on account of eating to much pizza and watching Golden Girls in my bed. I was woken up by a boyfriends call, so I invited him over. I mean, shizz, I didn't even have to go out to get laid. I wasn't even really thinking about it. Just pizza and Golden Girls. Next thing I know I have a sexy dude naked in my bed.
It was chill. We boned. But then....
He told me that "I've changed him for the better" and "he'd love me forever."
While I want to believe he means it, I am hesitant considering this guy also said his mission in life is to "be the alpha dog and sew his 'seed' to as many ladies as possible."
Yes, he said that.
Either way, He's too much of a numb nuts to ever be compatible with me. No offense if you're reading this, you know who you are.
We can still hang and bang.
XOXO Mission Girlfriend
"sow" his seed
ReplyDeleteNo he makes blankets with his jizz
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