Being a hetero female in San Francisco is tough work. In the two years I've lived here I have been on an endless slew of Internet dates, had a shit ton of one-night stands and even made a missed connection or two for the hotties around town. Clearly, no luck as I am sitting on my bed alone, wondering: where are all the boyfriends at?
Thought #1: You all have girlfriends.
Cant be possible as I would probably be a girlfriend to a boyfriend, and this blog wouldn't exist
Thought #2: There are so many single straight ladies and so few straight guys that they can have multiple ladies all the time.
I'm wondering if this is statistically true, but if it is, this has GOT to be the reason.
Thought #3: I have boned down almost every Elboroom employee and words gotten out that I suck a mean one
Not girlfriend material?
Also, have you noticed that a LOT of Mission Boyfriends have performance issues? Seriously. Is it from riding that fixed gear, weed/PBR/blow/skinny jeans? All things I love myself. Ugh!
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